These are memo’s that were sent to employees of Tiger Oil Company by the owner, Edward Mike Davis, who sometimes refers to himself in the third person in this hilarious and jaw dropping collection of rants. 
If you thought your boss was a nightmare, imagine working for this guy. 
This rant carries on for four pages

The boss who killed Christmas

Source of this hilarity: Letters of Note
You can  check out the whole collection there, there are some of my favourites